everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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