I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
