it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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