Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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