Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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