I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Let the clothes fall where they may.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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