That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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