Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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