she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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