too bad you live with your parents still
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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