it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Randomize