ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
time to smoke my breakfast
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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