We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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