I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I am midnight drunk by noon
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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