shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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