it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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