Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
