she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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