Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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