so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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