There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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