Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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