Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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