You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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