Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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