She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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