The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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