People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Welp...herpes.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
