By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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