oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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