did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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