You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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