Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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