No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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