Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Mom said you looked used
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Randomize
