Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Do vagina's smell?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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