Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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