On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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