you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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