I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
honey bunches of taint.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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