I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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