well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
