Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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