Please, let me fuck your mom
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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