I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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