i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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