She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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