it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
id be glad to
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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