I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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