I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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