my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
As shirtless as possible
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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