ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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