Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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