Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Actions speak louder than pants.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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