Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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